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Fertnel Snak Corporation Retractions
An unfortunate typo was found on Fertnel's Mint and Cotton Wedges. Instead of "minty and refreshing" it should read, "sticky".
On Yellow Clown packages of individually wrapped cheeze slices, instead of: "enjoy in all your favorite sandwiches and recipes," it should read: "do not eat more than three slices in any 24 hour period. Discontinue if a rash develops."