Johnny B. Gouda's Web Log

Did I mention I hate baseball. And softball. They're trying to get a team going here at Fertnel HQ. Boring. Plus there's not a hat in the world that fits my head...

The idiot web master here at Fertnel just fixed that stupid picture of me on this page. God, the web people here are idiots. Like anyone cares!

I hate Easter.

My girlfriend, Charlotte Brie -- yes she's French, lay-off the jokes OK! -- she isn't feeling well. Too many blankets last night. She melted.

I'm in trouble at work again. Tracy, the lady in the next cubicle, smelled my whiskey enhanced lunch yesterday... more crap to follow.

I hate summer. Sweating... Melting... Bad stuff, summer.

When I say sucks ... I mean in the good way. ...not that way!

I swear I'm going to quit. This place sucks.

Are people mumbling more? Or am I listening worse?

I'm feeling funny. Another headache. I need a drink.

Uh! Here comes the boss!

God. I'm bored.