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Fertnel's Way Cool Snak Quiz 4 Kids!

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1: My favorite part of the pizza is:

The sauce.
The toppings.
The cheeze.
The list of ingredients on the box.

2: A taco just wouldn't be rad if it didn't have lots of:

Beef.
Lettuce.
Lard.
All of the above, plus Fertnel's Yellow Alert Flavored Cheeze

3: When mom doesn't buy Fertnel brand products I:

Cry.
Scream.
Hold my breath until I pass out.
Sue.

4: My favorite color is:

Purple.
Red.
Yellow like cheeze.
Green like beautiful, glorious money.

5: In a year, I figure my parents make about:

Less than $40,000
From $40 to $80 thousand.
From $80 to $120 thousand.
Not as much as I do selling term papers on the internet.

6: The most important part of good health is:

Milk.
Meat.
Vegetables.
Fooling your family doctor with that urine from your pal, Jerry.

7: Word up! Litigation is bad 'cause:

it bugs me and my parents.
It makes it hard for everyone.
It drives up prices.
It's stopping cool companies from doing vital research to investigate human sloth, greed and gluttony.

8: The last time I cooked, I:

Made meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
Grilled fish and ate a salad.
Scrambled eggs.
Microwaved something that ended up bubbling and giving off a funny greenish smoke.

9: The United States should use its military might to:

Help people.
Keep the peace.
Build damns and save trees.
Open new markets for multi-national food conglomerates.

10: I like playing sports because:

It's fun.
It's healthy.
It's good for the heart, mind and soul.
I can learn about sports bettings.

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