Please note: You are using a non-Fertnel approved browser. You will see all the Fertnel information, but you are missing much of the exciting Fertn-o-Flavor. To see everything, and smell everything, we strongly recommend upgrading your browser to one that supports web standards.

Home Fertnel News Brands Postcards Store Q & A Kids Korner Investors

Fertnel Snak Corporation Retractions

Retraction: Fertnel's Cheeze Chips are no longer warranted for use in dips that contain: cream cheese, tomatoes, garlic, onion and chive. Due to chemical incompatibles not the responsibility of Fertnel, thick, choking smoke may result.

Retraction: When, on Fox News, a senior VP stated that Fertnel's AmeriLoaf "never bursts into flame," he meant, "has a meaty flavor not unlike garden snake."

Retraction: The Fertnel Snak Scientist who commented on "Meet the Press" that "adding the other brand of mayonnaise is like committing sandwich terrorism" regrets his comment. Instead, he meant that it is simply a mistake, that is easily cleaned off with a butter knife and fixed with Fertnel's Extra Chunky 40% Fat Mayonnaise.

Powered by Blogger Until Fertnel Buys Google, who bought Blogger

Retractions Lawsuits Corrections Colophon